
The same way cats enjoy re-creating sculptures, dogs enjoy recreating famous paintings. These two are posing as a slightly different edition of “The Creation of Adam” in the Sistine Chapel.
him: i have a mommy kink
me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy?
him: yeah
me: why all these damn dishes in the sink
sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
